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This reminds me of the zombies from the Walking Dead. A relatively small person can obliterate their head/skull with a half-rotted blunt piece of wood. Yet when they bite someones are they rip half of the skin and muscle on it off. Well...if breathing air to stay alive is a nonissue for you, I guess you have all the time you need to one-inch punch that coffin lid to smithereens, Kill Bill style, and claw your way up through the dirt to the all you can eat brains buffet topside... Give them a break I’d be moaning and shuffling around after that can’t blame them grows exponentially that the OG zombie . BUY IT: Pretty Uncle Sam I Want You To Stay On The Couch Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Zombies are no longer held back by their nervous system. We stop when we hurt ourselves because we are hard-wired. But say a mother lifts a car off her kid, the adrenaline rush shuts down the nervous system while she's doing that. Zombies always have that extra strength because they have no checks and balances of the human body. But how do they know the door is the weakest part of the wall? Isn't that a higher level of intelligence than zombies should have? If anything, they should just start beating on whatever wall is closest to them, even if it's a brick wall. They shouldn't be smart enough. BUY IT: Pretty Easter 2020 Quarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

That kind of zombie can't exist. Corpses just don't reanimate like that. If zombies ever really existed, it would be in form of some kind of infectious disease . . . like rabies, but worse. In The Walking Dead comics (not the TV series) they’re fast zombies when they’re still fresh, slow zombies otherwise. Ehhh dirt and water are basically the same when you really think about it... I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this. You’re really just talking about 1 zombie who needs to do this. All it takes is one infected to infect someone who’s not in a grave. From there, the number. BUY IT: Hot I’m an Essential Worker Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Haha, that’s where your wrong some people aren’t barrier alive when they die so yea. I just assume they used any sort of energy/strength they had done all that digging. I’ve never seen a zombie break through a coffin and climb up 6 feet of dirt in a movie before. I believe the closes thing was the beginning of Night of the Living Dead but that coffin wasn’t buried. Never seen much of the walking dead. Maybe it happened there. Isn’t walking dead the zombies didn’t even make it to a grave? It would be cool if they were super strong but couldn't regenerate stamina so that's why they seem weak since. BUY IT: Hot The One I Celebrate My Birthday In Quarantine Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

They are only weak because they spent all of their energy doing just that. Ok, but if a physically disabled, the person says in a wheelchair, was bitten by a zombie, would the zombie they turn into be disabled ? Wow. Of course not, the only disability will be that they're a zombie. All over disabilities will void out. That's magic zombies, very different from the current media darling: viral zombies. Viral zombies are wimps that die from headshots and only have the advantage of easy replication via bites. Magic zombies are stronger and much harder to kill but which typically requires a necromancer  BUY IT: Hot Class of 2020 Shit Is Getting Real 2020 Toilet Paper Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

re anyone noticed, so the zombies had all the time to dig up that they needed. I, personally, haven't seen a zombie movie where the zombies came out of the ground. I've mostly seen people turn in to zombies and then attack other living people. Hey, maybe the whole break out of a coffin then make your way through that much dirt damages them enough that they’re weak once they emerge. Which means any zombies that weren’t buried and are gonna be a lot stronger. Hypothetically of course... The Michael Jackson ones tho. The most common are people that just died and wasn't buried or horror or the like. BUY IT: Hot Joe Exotic Tiger King Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

The zombie apocalypse actually started like months befoAs a massage therapist, I can say one thing.... zombies are one thing I fear. Just for the simple fact that humans as a whole can only feel one main source of pain at one time even though being in large amounts of pain and a regular basis. Many of us humans push past our points of pain and do incredible things. Zombies feel no pain, and if muscles tear they will keep moving. humans cannot do that, so they frighten me quite a bit because if there's a vampire, I can just cut their tendons, and as long as they don't heal I can getaway. werewolves. BUY IT: Hot Caregiver 2020 #Notquarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

They use all their energy tearing through a coffin and 6 feet of dirt, obviously. And they can bite hard enough to cut through your skin, and their mouth doesn't just break from the force. Just watched Shaun of the dead with my family on prime video. It has this trivia thing where it says that the reasons they wrote it so that the zombies don’t run are because “death isn’t an energy drink” which I think makes sense.They're seen as strong but fragile. They've never been portrayed as weak. You know I’ve always wondered how zombies don’t just break apart or bite through tanks.with a bit of momentum. BUY IT: Hot Billiards 2020 The One Where They Were Quarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

I believe this is because they cannot feel pain like living humans can. This can make them even stronger as they can dig away at dirt or flesh to the post their hands are breaking and bleeding while living humans would have to stop because of the pain. Also, a zombie's brain doesn't say "if you hit that wall with all of your strength you could cause injuries to yourself" so if a bodybuilder got zombified they could use all of their strength without any inhibition.They are not portrayed as weak though. They literally rip people apart with their bare hands.but can easily break body parts if the. BUY IT: Official Andrew Jack 1944 2020 Thank You For The Memories Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

What zombie lore have you been looking at that portray them as weak. Slow and uncoordinated is a common troupe but I can’t recall any that are painted as being weak. Weak isn't a word I'd use to describe zombies...stupid sure but not weak... I used to be scared of zombies until I just did some basic thinking. They’re also somehow able to rip people limb from limb with their bare hands despite being easily overpowered by most humans. It must take a really long time for them to get out so maybe zombies already exist but they're still trying to get out. Ants are fragile but have super strength. BUY IT: Official Cherokee 2020 The One Where They Were Quarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Since when are zombies portrayed as weak? Almost any depiction I can think of, from the shambling zombies of the '70s to the sprinting ones on the '00s, seem to have the strength of at least a living human but are usually stronger because they don't feel pain. This still doesn't make sense because they are literally decomposing, but zombies as a concept just don't really make sense. I mean we probably could if we didn't need oxygen and couldn't feel pain. Just dig until you run out of arm and bone. So can an ant or a drop of water, it's not about strength, it's about of a fragile thing than weak.  BUY IT: Official Quaranteach 2020 Teaching Is Messy Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

They don't feel pain, they don't need air, and they don't get tired. Digging out of a grave is an endurance challenge, and they have endurance. well, I'd feel pretty weak and knackered after breaking out of a coffin and climbing through 6 foot of dirt too. I think power levels are the most Inconsistent, least thought over parts of movies. It's really bothersome when you think of it. That's exactly why they are so weak, they burn all their energy to get out of the coffin. You try fighting someone with a weapon after breaking through a coffin and climb up through 6 feet of dirt.Much would ONE. BUY IT: Official My Daughter Is Turning Out To Be Exactly Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

I always thought of zombies as strong, but frail. So they can punch their way out of a coffin, but it's super easy to chop off a limb. Problem is that they can then keep going. It's more of a fragile thing than weak. Ants are fragile but have super strength. They can carry 10 times their weight but can easily break body parts if the same load falls on them with a bit of momentum. Whatever turns them into zombies also gives them razor-sharp adamant teeth and strong gums to hold them in place, too. Or there is an assumed absence of coffins, which is equally incorrect. They are strong but not. BUY IT:  Official I’m Surrounded By Idiots Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

I learned from my friend in 7th grade that you can kill them with nail polish. To this day I have nail polish in my room for that particular purpose. Not in my country they don't. Zombies would need a Hilti hammer drill to get out. Most zombies aren't the formerly dead reanimated, and when they are they aren't portrayed as weak, just as easily breakable. In World War Z they are portrayed as having an almost iron-like grip. Specifically dirt that is packed around them and doesn't allow a lot of movement only 6% of those deaths were due to just COVID. Meaning if you happened to have COVID and had. BUY IT: Good Horse Assuming I’m Just An Old Lady Was Your First Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Yeah, and breaking through coffins and climbing up six feet of dirt (well, less, since if the base of the coffin is six feet down, you're really only talking about, what, 4 and a half feet?), how much strength do you think they've got left? That's why they need brains: to get some of that strength back! If you're even six feet deep, given that plots can hold more than one internment depending on the cemetery. And grave soil is looser and not compacted like pasture or a sports field. Not speaking from personal experience, in the UK. Apparently, some ģangs used wooden shovels to dampen the noise. BUY IT: Good Dr. Acton Fan Club The Calm In The Storm 2020 Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

e very well because they are missing muscles or limbs.......Most zombie movies start with newly dead buy not yet buried zombies. But since zombies have nothing but time I'm sure with persistence one could eventually break out of a coffin and get through all the dirt. Uhh, I think you just ruined zombies. They are either unearthly strong and therefore pretty much unstoppable. OR they basically wake up just to be stuck in their coffins because they're too weak to break out. Y’all ever think that the last of us zombies need to eat?You could excuse it as not enough...much would ONE zombie be eating.  BUY IT: Good Bigfoot I Have Been Social Distancing For Years Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

it doesn't matter they will keep coming after you even if they can't movAs a massage therapist, I can say one thing.... zombies are one thing I fear. Just for the simple fact that humans as a whole can only feel one main source of pain at one time even though being in large amounts of pain and a regular basis. Many of us humans push past our points of pain and do incredible things. Zombies feel no pain, and if muscles tear they will keep moving. humans cannot do that, so they frighten me quite a bit because if there's a vampire, I can just cut their tendons, and as long as they don't heal. BUY IT: Good Toilet Paper Hello Fifty Quarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Stupid, it's never implied that the zombies come from the grave and zombie horror relies on a small group of survivors leaving a majority of a 7+Billion world population to become the zombies you think dig their way out of the grave. 36 thousand people don't care enough about zombies but they care enough to upvote on Reddit. That's 'cause they had to break through a coffin and climb through 6 feet of dirt. You try recovering from that when you don't ever sleep. It's always weird to me how there are fat people in an apocalypse. I feel everyone would probably lose enough weight, cause of the lack. BUY IT: Good Toilet Paper Hello Sixty Quarantined Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

They are weak cause they spent all their energy climbing out of a coffin and 6 feet of dirt. Well, I mean, a human person is supposed to be able to lift a car off a child with nothing but raw adrenaline, but if I pick up an Amazon package the wrong way I'm in bed for a week. On the flip side, they have forever to do it. Maybe it takes them a long time. They aren't portrayed as weak usually they are incredibly strong but just really slow. There are different versions of zombie outbreaks. Some are just a disease, natural or man-made, so you don’t need an actual dead corpse from the ground not. BUY IT: Good Stay Home And Watch Friends Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

How would you look and act if you got buried and had to claw your way through all of that? They are weak but can tear your arm off your body. Is it possible for a human to remove another human's arm without a tool? Well duh, after all that work they probably are pretty weak. I’ve never seen weak zombies, slow and clumsy yes, but they rip people apart and break down barriers so how are they weak? I think zombies when they are fresh ones, they have incredible strength since their brain doesn't limit the muscles anymore. But if they are a few months old the must rot so they are weak and sloppy.. BUY IT: Good Stay Home Stay Safe Quarantina Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Not feeling/minding pain must make it a lot easier to break through coffins and digging up back to the surface. Don't even need to break through the coffin, really. Unless the wood is really durable, the weight of the soil will cause it to cave in eventually. If we just tied the deceased shoelaces together before burying them. Then if they come back as zombies, they won't get very far. Maybe that's why they seem so weak. Maybe they used up so much of their energy trying to come back to "life" and get to the surface that they are weaker by the time they become a  idk it's 3 am and I'm basically. BUY IT: Funny Stitch Mask Nurse Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

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They use up all their strength while breaking the coffin and digging theThen there’s Game of Thrones. Some zombies can’t break through a wooden box but others that have been dead way longer can apparently break through solid stone with only bones. It's actually a case of symbiosis. Each zombie is issued a bag of peanuts, which it uses to feed the adjacent gophers so they'll dig a hole to the surface. All benefit equally, in another wonder of nature. 2012 called. They still want to know how a rotting corpse can rip open a humans rib cage yet I as a normally grown adult struggle to open a bag. BUY IT: Funny Rosie The Riveter RN Woman Nurse Not Today Quarantine 2020 Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

It all depends on which flavor of zombie you get. It’s mostly the cornball zombie movies that show them clawing their way out of the ground. In “Night of the Living Dead” it’s stated pretty clearly that it’s the “bodies of the recently deceased” that are coming back. “The Walking Dead” is the same. “Return of the Living Dead” shows them climbing out of the ground. As great a movie as it is, it’s generally classified as horror-comedy. It also portrays the zombies as basically indestructible. They are probably tired out from breaking through the coffin and dirt that's why they are so weak. BUY IT: Official Strong Woman Nurse We Fight What You Fear Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

Listen. I don’t consider anything that can arise from the dead weak. I’ve seen enough zombie movies to know that the second you start to underestimate those fuckers is the second you die. TWD- zombies are slow, weak, and only seem to overpower people in packs. The weight of bones writhing would imbalance you. TLOU- zombies are still alive, technically. So they would have organs, blood flow, like an enraged human without constraints of pain, stamina, etc. 28 Days- just wild rabid, angry people. Imagine a pissed off neighbor coming at you, only they want you dead dead dead. Depends on the genre. BUY IT: Official The Golden Girl Mashup Minor Threat Quarantine Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

What if in place of physical strength they instead have unrelenting persistence since they no longer need to breathe they have no worry of suffocation they can take as long as necessary to escape from their coffins. If a living person didn’t have to worry about breathing would they not also be able to dig their way out of a coffin given an unlimited time limit? Your forgetting the grave liner/box made of concrete that the cemetery may require to be there. That just ups the strength factor. This inspired me with another shower thought: Zombies look perfectly normal until they have to break. BUY IT: Official The Golden Girl Mashup Minor Threat Stay Golden Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Weathertees - Custom - Tshirt

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The Ghouls where portrayed as having the strength of whoever they where before, but also not feeling pain. So they could smash lights, throw rocks, break boards, flip cars, etc. I love that movie, and even putting aside it is the origin of the modern zombie, it is still some of the best zombie apocalypse stuff that I've seen. My friends let me try it once. it’s harder than you think! Then they act like they’re not there anymore.. big jokesters! I don't think many movies or films are portraying zombies as weak since you HAVE to shoot them in the head to kill them and they can rip limbs off. BUY IT: Awesome Houston Astros 2019 World Series Champions Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

That’s true but what about the people walking around that will die if they get bit by a zombie. I thought zombies are the recently dead and never buried because of societal collapse due to whatever virus is making them all zombies. Yeah. It's really vampires that usually dig themselves out. Zombies, especially lately, are usually from some kind of plague. I was more of the 28 days later zombies who were infected while alive and turned. Maybe more resident evil which took several hours... Except for the second movie when the bodies came out of the ground... the t virus was not airborne. BUY IT: Awesome Premium ACDC Guitarist Signatures Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

They’re weak because it takes so much energy to break through a coffin and climb up 6 feet of dirt. Well, you'd be bloody weak if you had to do that. Dumbass that's why they're weak used all their power in the first act. Coffins break the moment u backfill the grave.... then they would start to break down, even more, when u sink them in (fill the grave with water to remove air and compact soil)... zombies wouldn't have much trouble getting out. But then they’re tired so they become weak. Exactly, imagine what that would take out if you. They get out and are tired and hungry. in a physiological. BUY IT: Awesome Two Seater Arrow Funny Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

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25k votes on a trope of a zombie type we watched in the 80s. When is the last film with zombies that you saw that happen? More importantly, how many different types are there.. there's anything between the slow-paced world war z/walking dead type to the 28 days later films. The latter could rip your head off. Well, that’s when they’re at full strength, after that they begin rotting. And apparently, Godzilla gets her ass kicked by sidewinders but tweaks the fuck out if you set off a nuke by her head. Well, they are tired after breaking out of that coffin and digging through six feet of dirt. BUY IT: Perfect Flank ‘Em And Spank ‘Em Sun Tzu The Art Of War Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

No need to break through the coffin, they collapse as soon as they're buried anyways. The zombies from Resident Evil 2 have blood pressure? I think the virus in this works differently? I'm not sure lol. I can't really remember hmmm. Kinda like how a chick and fight it’s a way through an egg but then would struggle to lift a twig. I’ve often thought about this! If they are so weak, how could they even manage to take a bite out of someone? Zombies on the night of the living dead have eyeballs despite being skeletons. creatures, it's pointless to try to judge them in a real-world scenario, you. BUY IT: Nice Chili Peppers Baseball shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

Card instead of wood and paying off your pallbearers. They're fragile, but not weak in a lot of cases. They are relentless, and at least as strong as a normal person. If you didn't care what happened to your hands, and you had infinite energy you might be able to do the same. The way they . Take Left 4 Dead, for example, that virus causes various mutations that are all unique. Some people could quadruple their muscle mass and end up a Tank. Originally zombies were portrayed as incredibly strong. Night of the living dead showed them as such, able to roll cars and break into buildings BUY IT. BUY IT: Nice Duck Take Bell shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

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They are weak because they just broke through a coffin and dug themselves out of 6ft dirt... In some iteration of zombies isn't it only the recently deceased who return? I would argue that weak ass zombie has been scraping and digging for decades. I always pictured it as being a really slow process, like, little by little until they can make it to the top. A coffin? Our caskets and coffins the same thing? I assumed it was a magma/lava situation. Not sure which zombies you’re talking about. The ones that break through a coffin are the ones that yell brains and can’t even be killed by decapitation. BUY IT: Perfect KEN.W. A Succession Kids Straight Outta Waystar Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

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Most zombies in movies are hardly buried in the ground though. normally it's an infection that turns people or something among the lines. Your brain sets limits on your body that are only unlocked in death. Zombies are basically level 2 humans. Not only break through a coffin but breakthrough a coffin that is weighed down by 6 feet of dirt. Would be like trying to punch through a piece of wood that is backed by a steel plate. Don’t confuse slow with weak. Zombies are incredibly strong, just slow as hell. Zombies are the dumbest movie creatures ever, if zombies really were real things it would be. BUY IT: Nice Chingona Como Mi Abuela Ladie's Vintage Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

Not necessarily? In a lot of those movies, the infected are those who haven't been buried or anything. They either get bit or there's some sort of apocalyptic mass death. I always thought it was more about unending persistence than being weak vs strong..? But you (and other commenters) raise very good points. Actually, humans have a lot more strength than we normally use. It's called hysterical strength, and we normally don't use it unless our brains believe that it is the direst of emergencies, due to the fact that it could literally rip us apart. Zombies would be using that to its full extent due. BUY IT: Nice Hogwarts Was Not Hiring So I Heal Muggles Instead Palace Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

This reminds me of the zombies from the Walking Dead. A relatively small person can obliterate their head/skull with a half-rotted blunt piece of wood. Yet when they bite someones are they rip half of the skin and muscle on it off. Well...if breathing air to stay alive is a nonissue for you, I guess you have all the time you need to one-inch punch that coffin lid to smithereens, Kill Bill style, and claw your way up through the dirt to the all you can eat brains buffet topside... Give them a break I’d be moaning and shuffling around after that can’t blame them grows exponentially. It’s also fairly. BUY IT:  Nice Paranormal Distribution Graph Stats Spooky Ghost Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

That's why they're so tired. Without the ability to breathe, they can't catch their breath always thought it was more about unending persistence than being weak vs strong..? But you (and other commenters) raise very good points. They also. eat brains, yet most zombies seem to have intact heads. They're glass. They have the full force of what muscle they have left (depending on the variety of zombie), but they're ultimately a feral human that cant fixes itself if it gets. I’d love to see a swarm of naturally super-strong zombies in a movie or a show. If anyone can think of an example, please let me.  BUY IT:  Nice Hogwarts Was Not Hiring So I Heal Muggles Instead Palace Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt

Zombies are no longer held back by their nervous system. We stop when we hurt ourselves because we are hard-wired. But say a mother lifts a car off her kid, the adrenaline rush shuts down the nervous system while she's doing that. Zombies always have that extra strength because they have no checks and balances of the human body. But how do they know the door is the weakest part of the wall? Isn't that a higher level of intelligence than zombies should have? If anything, they should just start beating on whatever wall is closest to them, even if it's a brick wall. They shouldn't be smart enough to. BUY IT:  Perfect Cute Flowers Shirt Grow Positive Thoughts Premium Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Is Season: Teeshirtcat - Custom - Tshirt